We've made the Disco, c'mon Flash Pants!
30.1.10
Flashin Pants-FLASH PANTS
My favorite Arthur episode; back when D.W. was hilarious.
We've made the Disco, c'mon Flash Pants!
We've made the Disco, c'mon Flash Pants!
28.1.10
Yakety Yak- Don't Come Ever Back
Dear Bump-its,
I do not know why you continue to emerge, with your easy, do-it-yourself infomercial products, and your 16 bobby pins and 7 little tiny hair clips, to hold yourself in place. Snooki, why do you like the Bump? Do you think this gives your hair body? Do you think your hair is not big enough and Big Sexy hair spray does not encompass your voluminous needs?
I remember when I first saw the Bump come back,like, not long ago enough, and celebrities requested it from their hair staff, and then teenage girls copied it and wore it to the movies, and then somebody too late created a do-it yourself bump-it clip to air as an infomercial late at night for my amusement...
Let me get this straight-- you want a bump of hair on your head? Is your head not big enough? Are you upset your last name isn't Conehead? Is that look gonna get you some lovin' by the pool? You know, the stud who walked by? He likes that Bump; it speaks about your personality, whispering it in his ear like a wet willy, "IIII'MM, Available..."
It is the most unflattering/strange/dumbest hair-don't to see the back of some girl's head in class, 8 mini clips scattered about the back of her head and 12 layered bobby pins to hold this, this, Bump, of hair??, that looks just as stupid from the front. A push-up for your head? Hair Cleav? Bump, did you have enough pins, and clips, to hold yourself in place? Did your lady have to run to the drugstore to get more? Did she have to hold you in place as she purchased them? I hope she did. And I hope those little brown assortment of clips were EXPENSIVE. I hope she paid $6.99 for those clips! No no, 8.99$, cause were in a recession said the TV! Bahh! Down with the bump. How trashy. What a lame attempt for sexiness. Do you think you're sexy, Bump? Bump in hair, do you make women feel like they got sum derriere? Is that what's going on? Outside perspective, you look like squirrel, Bump. You look like squirrel pubes.
Maybe this hair style was good when used mildly and appropriately. In the sixties they had this metal mechanism for creating the Poof, the Bump, that was a roll with tiny little metal prongs poking out of it; and you dig this into your scalp and it holds your Bump in place. There's a cat clawing into your scalp, but that's some Bump in your hair there. A squirrel sits on your head biting into your scalp all day as it's tail poofs atop your face--more or less what women were going for. So why the return! Besides the age of plastic. Nonetheless, It's Over, Bump-its, It's Over. No, you may not come back in 20 years. I'll scream. I know my future product of my loins will come downstairs with this horribly executed bump on her head. I'll just cover my mouth and cough. Offer her some Beano for her hair, (it has gas-bloating-THE BUMP...)
From Dish:
To FASHUN:
To mild and moderate and appropriate dish:
To um..:
To dish shit:
I do not know why you continue to emerge, with your easy, do-it-yourself infomercial products, and your 16 bobby pins and 7 little tiny hair clips, to hold yourself in place. Snooki, why do you like the Bump? Do you think this gives your hair body? Do you think your hair is not big enough and Big Sexy hair spray does not encompass your voluminous needs?
I remember when I first saw the Bump come back,like, not long ago enough, and celebrities requested it from their hair staff, and then teenage girls copied it and wore it to the movies, and then somebody too late created a do-it yourself bump-it clip to air as an infomercial late at night for my amusement...
Let me get this straight-- you want a bump of hair on your head? Is your head not big enough? Are you upset your last name isn't Conehead? Is that look gonna get you some lovin' by the pool? You know, the stud who walked by? He likes that Bump; it speaks about your personality, whispering it in his ear like a wet willy, "IIII'MM, Available..."
It is the most unflattering/strange/dumbest hair-don't to see the back of some girl's head in class, 8 mini clips scattered about the back of her head and 12 layered bobby pins to hold this, this, Bump, of hair??, that looks just as stupid from the front. A push-up for your head? Hair Cleav? Bump, did you have enough pins, and clips, to hold yourself in place? Did your lady have to run to the drugstore to get more? Did she have to hold you in place as she purchased them? I hope she did. And I hope those little brown assortment of clips were EXPENSIVE. I hope she paid $6.99 for those clips! No no, 8.99$, cause were in a recession said the TV! Bahh! Down with the bump. How trashy. What a lame attempt for sexiness. Do you think you're sexy, Bump? Bump in hair, do you make women feel like they got sum derriere? Is that what's going on? Outside perspective, you look like squirrel, Bump. You look like squirrel pubes.
Maybe this hair style was good when used mildly and appropriately. In the sixties they had this metal mechanism for creating the Poof, the Bump, that was a roll with tiny little metal prongs poking out of it; and you dig this into your scalp and it holds your Bump in place. There's a cat clawing into your scalp, but that's some Bump in your hair there. A squirrel sits on your head biting into your scalp all day as it's tail poofs atop your face--more or less what women were going for. So why the return! Besides the age of plastic. Nonetheless, It's Over, Bump-its, It's Over. No, you may not come back in 20 years. I'll scream. I know my future product of my loins will come downstairs with this horribly executed bump on her head. I'll just cover my mouth and cough. Offer her some Beano for her hair, (it has gas-bloating-THE BUMP...)
From Dish:
To FASHUN:
To mild and moderate and appropriate dish:
To um..:
To dish shit:
10.1.10
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